Weed Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Q: How do fish party ?

A: Seaweed.

Q: Why did the pot head plant cheerios?

A: He thought they were donut seeds.

Q: What is Reality?

A: An illusion caused by a lack of good weed.

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