Monthly Archives: December 2011

ICP Hatchet Man Bong

ICP Hatchet Man Bong

Found this pic of an Insane Clown Posse Hatchet Man Bong, damned if I can find where to get one! If anyone knows, hit me up in the comments.

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Merry-Juana Christmas!

Came across this article from last year: Marijuana Christmas Tree Seized In Germany

The guy told police that he “had intended to add more decorations to the ‘tree’ and place the presents under it, according to tradition.”

According to what tradition? Where do they have this tradition? I wanna move there.

And here is a lovely Stoner Christmas Medley:

Merry-Juana Christmas and High-Ass Holidays!!

Best Weed in the World?

I was watching this interview, in which members of Cypress Hill discuss their influences, President Obama and where is the hardest place to get good weed. Evidently, it’s really hard to get good weed in Prague. This made me wonder, where are the BEST places to get good weed? Let’s Google it!

Ok, first thing I found was this: 10 Best Ways to Smoke Your Weed. Nothing to do with the search, but interesting.

Another completely off-topic, but VERY INTERESTING…How to Buy Weed Online…points out that, while many states have laws against the purchase of marijuana, they generally don’t have laws against purchasing hybrids. Check it out!

OK, here is what I was looking for. The Best Weed in the World!

New Jersey’s Medical Marijuana Program Should Be “Fully Functional” Next Year

Snippets:

Nearly two years after it was legalized in New Jersey, lawmakers announced last week that the state’s medical marijuana program, the most restrictive in the country, would be fully functional sometime in 2012…

…Gov. Chris Christie had issued a surprise announcement in July that the state would move forward with its then-stalled medical marijuana program. But since then, federal prosecutors have done something even more surprising: They raided and seized property from medical marijuana growers and dispensaries in California, despite the Obama administration’s indications that they would not crack down on such facilities…

…even though 86 percent of New Jersey voters support medical marijuana, Christie put the program on hold while he awaited word from federal officials that New Jersey marijuana workers and doctors would not be prosecuted…

…New Jersey limits prescriptions to patients with terminal illnesses or illnesses where conventional pain medication has failed, such as glaucoma and epilepsy. Furthermore, a doctor can only prescribe marijuana to a patient they’ve been seeing for over a year…

…This is a big one: New Jersey’s non-profit dispensaries are all licensed by the state, unlike in California, where they are not required to obtain a state license specifically to sell marijuana. “They’ve [federal prosecutors] never interfered with a dispensary licensed by a state,” said Roseanne Scotti, New Jersey state director of Drug Policy Alliance.

Full Article: N.J. Green-Lights Medical Marijuana Program as Calif.’s Goes Up in Smoke

ICP High Times Interview

Violent J and Shaggy of the Insane Clown Posse discuss weed, the Dark Carnival and the concept of the Juggalo family with High Times Magazine. And they smoke a “hatchet joint!”  Check it out!

ICP High Times Interview

Stoner Humor: Got Any Weed?

 

Some stoned dude walks into the 7-11. He goes up to the man behind the counter and says, “Got any weed?” The clerk says, “No!” So the stoner leaves. The stoner comes back the next day and asks the guy behind the counter, “Hey, you got any weed?” The man says, “No, I told you yesterday, we don’t sell weed here.” So the Stoner leaves again. The stoner walks in the next day and says, “Got any weed?” The clerk behind the counter says, “Look you fuckin’ burnout, we don’t sell weed here. If you come in here again, I’m goin to nail your fuckin’ teeth to the floor!!!” So the stoner leaves. He comes in the next day. “You got any nails?” “No”, the clerk replies. The stoner looks him in the eye and says, “You got any weed?”


A stoner finds a poor person on the street and helps him up. The poor person says, “Son, I’m a genie. And since you helped me I’ll give you three wishes.” The stoner says, “I want a six-inch joint!” The genie says, “Okay!” POOF! They stuff a six-inch joint and smoke it between the two of them. “What’s the second wish?” asks the genie. “I want a twelve-inch joint,” says the stoner. “Okay,” says the genie. POOF! And they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. “And the third wish?” “I want a twenty-inch joint!!” POOOF!! So, they stuff it and smoke it between the two of them. Finally, the genie gets up and says, “Okay, it’s time for me to go.” The genie takes a couple of steps, pauses, turns around and says, “Okay, just one more wish.”


A stoner and a super genius are sitting on a bench waiting on a bus. The genius gets bored, leans over to the stoner and says, “Hey I’ll tell you what, I’ll ask you a question and if you don’t know the answer you have to give me five bucks. If you ask me a question and I don’t know the answer I have to give you fifty bucks.” The stoner says, “Alright, Man.” The genius asks the stoner, “What is the Pythagorian Theorem?” The stoner replies, “I don’t know,” and hands the genius five bucks. “Okay,” the stoner says, “What has three legs going up a hill and four legs going down?” The genius thinks real hard and finally gives up. he hands the stoner fifty bucks and then asks, “So, what is the answer?” The stoner says, “I don’t know,” and hands the genius five bucks.