Question: Why did the stoner cross the street?
Answer: His dealer lived on the other side
Question: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
Answer: Because pot holder was taken
Did you hear about the stoners that locked their keys in the car ? It took them two hours to get out.
A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, “What time is it?” The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, “It’s 4:20.” The stranger said, “You’re sure it’s 4:20?” The stoner lifted up his horse’s balls again and said, “Yup, its 4:20!” The guy says, “How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse’s balls?” The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, “You see that clock over there?”
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